Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dude, Where's my Bailout?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

NASA ruined by CO2 emitting liberals

Here is what happens when liberals take over a really good institution. They ruin it. Is it just me? Am I going crazy... I know, I'm probably already there.

One question: How much CO2 was released into the atmosphere to deploy this CO2 Hunter? They should train the cameras or sensors of this so-called hunter directly backwards, so that it can see the CO2 right behind them, but then that would probably saturate the sensors to such a degree as to destroy the equipment.

Yikes, and I thought NASA was the one place where they were not infected by this liberal nonsense. No longer are we to explore new worlds, seek new civilizations or to boldly go where no man has gone before. What happened to adventure?

Now we are a nation of pansies who are looking for 'places where CO2 is being emitted and absorbed.' Even that statement is silly, if it were being absorbed (trees do that), then that would be the solution, not the problem. It is supposedly when it is NOT being absorbed that they claim we have a problem.

Story: Nasa set to launch 'CO2 hunter'

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

The future: The final frontier

Star TrekThe Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, “You know, I Have just one question about what I have seen in America.”

President Bush said, “Well, anything I can do to help you, I will.”

The Iranian whispered “My son watches this show ‘Star Trek’ and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians on Star Trek.”

President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, “It’s because it takes place in the future.”

Dude, Where's My Bailout?

Hey Dude, Where's My Bailout?
Hey Dude, Where's My Bailout?

Socialism Sucks!
Socialism Sucks!

Bail out the taxpayer!
Hey, here's an idea, Nancy Murtha O'Reid. How about you bail out the American taxpayer? Instead of swizzling around hundreds of billions in a fruitless central-planning exercise, cut federal income taxes to zero for 90 days. For every taxpayer. I can guaran-dam-tee that less mortgages will fall behind, more cars will be purchased, retail will go nuts, etc.

Thursday, December 04, 2008

lego terrorist

Lego-style fighting figures
Lego-style fighting figures

The audacity of continuing to bug your 13 million email supporters

Nice - and it doesn't even say or refer to Christmas in any way. The colors don't even include green or red. Yikes. Hopenchange: give us money.
Here is the email that's being sent out by the Obama team:

Friend --This holiday season, celebrate the historic accomplishment of our movement for change. Treat yourself or a loved one to a limited edition Obama coffee mug.Make a donation of $15 or more right now and get an official Obama mug to mark an amazing year:

Items purchased by December 15th are guaranteed to be delivered before December 25th.
Why the heck do you need to have it delivered before December 25th? It doesn't have any Christmas theme. Instead of a coffee mug with a handle that looks like an ear, how about a child's plastic cup, for the 13 million kool-aid drinkers on his email list.

Palin: you could literally smell the reporters

Palin: We won't smell the reporters anymore

POSTED December 2, 2008 11:00 AM

The Air Force campaign jet used by John McCain and Sarah Palin, which was retrofitted for air conditioning and released this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen months behind schedule, but Alaska Governor Sarah Palin found a silver lining for future campaigns: reporters won't offend them with their B.O. anymore.

"My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Palin in her remarks. "During the campaign, because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the reporters coming into the airplane. It may be descriptive but it's true."

But it's no longer going to be true, noted Palin, thanks to the newly air conditioned, campaign jets.

And that's not all. "We have many bathrooms in there, as you can see," Palin continued. "Souvenirs are available."

$621 million well spent.

Story: you could literally smell the reporters

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

I'll keep my money, my freedom, and my guns and you can keep the "CHANGE"

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Obama for Emperor

Obama for Emperor