You may ask yourself - how did this dope get to be president?

This is so-ooo embarrassing.

"I was told there would be no geometry"

Van der Leun even gave it a musical reference, in case you missed the point:

You may ask yourself 
How do I work this? 
You may ask yourself 
Where is that large automobile? 
You may tell yourself 
This is not my beautiful house! 
You may tell yourself 
This is not my beautiful wife!