The Pat-Downs are to Force Us into the Scanners

Finally, the truth comes out, as reported by a left of center magazine:

Good Cop/Bad Cop: The purpose of the Pat-Downs are to Force Us into the Scanners

» Atlantic: ''Are Any Parts of Your Body Sore?'' Asks TSA

» Atlantic: For First Time, the TSA Meets Resistance

I hope the Republicans defund the TSA as their first move when they take over in January!