Obama the Gaffe machine
We had a couple of great lists on Obama's gaffes, written by MinneMike and gailannr....who inspired me to hunt down as many as I could find, and put the videos, pictures, and articles together with the gaffe.
So here is the beginning of my Handy Dandy Obama Gaffe Library:
"The Bomb" that fell on Pearl Harbor
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."
10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988
Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket
Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: That Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!
Blames Hugo Chavez's Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.
Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball
Botched Toast ~ Talking over "God Save The Queen"
Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day
Can't Keep MOH Recipients Straight
Confuses "his" Christianity for "his Muslim faith"
Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop
Did He REALLY just call Palin a "Pig"??????
Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem
Exaggerates about Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan
Expects to be President for "Eight to Ten Years"
Faux White Sox Fan Can't Name Favorite Players, Loves "Cominskey" Park
Flippantly Answers the "When Does Life Begin" Question ~ Above His Pay Grade
Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving
Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)
Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children
Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee
Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz
Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering? No, Definitely NOT!
Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)
Inhaled Frequently. That was the Point.
Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel's ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear
Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances
Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman
Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)
Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans....Wheeeee!!!!!
Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed
Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers
Scaring a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand
Screw Our Allies ~ I'm going with Hugo and Ortega on This One
Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare
Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey
Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill
Someone Waging a KMA can't Spell "Libya" (by our own WTH)
Staff Incompetence ~ Obama's Limo Gets Stuck
Thinks "Victory" is a 4 Letter Word
Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash
We are the Ones We've Been Waiting For
When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do....NO WAIT....BYOB (non-alcoholic)
Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans
Wouldn't "Punish" His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD
And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. A partial list of The Stupidity That is Obama.
posted by Mr. Punky Kitten @ 12:23 PM
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