Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Obama the Gaffe machine

We had a couple of great lists on Obama's gaffes, written by MinneMike and gailannr....who inspired me to hunt down as many as I could find, and put the videos, pictures, and articles together with the gaffe. 

So here is the beginning of my Handy Dandy Obama Gaffe Library:

"The Bomb" that fell on Pearl Harbor

"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."

10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988

Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket

Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: That Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!

ATMs Cause Unemployment

Blames Hugo Chavez's Election on (ta da) BUSH!  Oops.

Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball

Botched Toast ~ Talking over "God Save The Queen"

Bowls like a Special Olympian

Bows to the Chicom President

Bows to the Emperor of Japan

Bows to the Saudi King

Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day

Can't Keep MOH Recipients Straight

Confuses "his" Christianity for "his Muslim faith"

Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)

Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop

Did He REALLY just call Palin a "Pig"??????

Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem

Exaggerates about Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan

Expects to be President for "Eight to Ten Years"

Faux White Sox Fan Can't Name Favorite Players, Loves "Cominskey" Park

Flippantly Answers the "When Does Life Begin" Question ~ Above His Pay Grade

Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving

Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)

Gives the Queen an iPod

Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children

Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee

Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz

Has Visited 57 States

Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering?  No, Definitely NOT!

Hates Old People

Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)

Inhaled Frequently.  That was the Point.

Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel's ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear

Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances

Medical Genius (off prompter)

Mistakes a Window for a Door

Mocks Joe the Plumber

Navy Corpse Man

Oaf of Office

Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman

Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)

Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans....Wheeeee!!!!!

Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed

Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers

Scaring a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand

Screw Our Allies ~ I'm going with Hugo and Ortega on This One

Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare

Sees Dead People

Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey

Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill

Someone Waging a KMA can't Spell "Libya" (by our own WTH)

Staff Incompetence ~ Obama's Limo Gets Stuck

Staying on Point

Thinks "Victory" is a 4 Letter Word

Thinks Austrian is a Language

Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash

We are the Ones We've Been Waiting For

When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do....NO WAIT....BYOB (non-alcoholic)

Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans

Wouldn't "Punish" His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.  A partial list of The Stupidity That is Obama.

And to the liberal press, well, you all did just as we expected, blah blah blah.  ~ (my) Congressman Allen West


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