Stand with Rand

The state is a band -

a dealt ugly hand,

of waist in the sand.

Chose the best brand

not one that is bland,

not one that is tanned

with hope in quicksand.

A brand that is manned

with peaches in hand,

logic is scanned,

emotion is banned.

Thinking is spanned,
but not with your gland,
across all the land.

Vote for glib Rand,

fix our homeland,

oh that would be grand!