Thursday, April 12, 2012

Congratulations Obama

  • You must have health insurance to be a citizen, but you don't need proof of citizenship to vote.
  • Profit is scorned, non-profit revered.
  • A man is innocent until proven guilty, unless his guilt suits a convenient narrative.
  • Arming foreign criminals with guns that kill our agents is unworthy of investigation or a staffing change.
  • Forty million new patients will receive health care without increasing the number of doctors, but your doctor and your health care plan won't suffer.
  • The Constitution says whatever the man wearing the flag pin says it says.
  • We betray our friends' secret plans, while transmitting comfort to Vladimir.
  • Fifty billion dollars of other people's money is nothing between pals, GM.
  • After a full year of receiving unemployment checks, you have 47 more weeks to go.
  • If you give up trying to find a job, you are no longer unemployed. Congratulations.
  • Dividing citizens against each other, according to union membership, skin color and wealth, is called "leadership."
  • Seizing money from the rich is called "justice," and, for our present purposes, let's call our great grandchildren's generation "rich."
  • Murdering infants is a choice, a choice that will be funded by the American taxpayer.
  • When money is needed, money is printed.
  • It is possible to lead from behind.
  • Up, henceforth, will be down … but subject to change.
  • When he said "hope and change," we should have asked for specifics.

Yates Walker is a conservative activist and writer. Before becoming involved in politics, he served honorably as a paratrooper and a medic in the U.S. Army's 82nd Airborne Division. He can be reached at


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