To pull our economy back from the picnic table laughing yo-yo tape found split recovery shoe lace nation's history.... kitty cat bingo shiny football swimming pool.

I guess Obama really is just an empty suit, just reading the teleprompter:

Jake Tapper:

Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

"Oh, goodness," a startled President Obama said. "Sorry about that, guys."

He then proceeded on with his remarks, "To pull our economy back from the picnic table laughing yo-yo tape found split recovery shoe lace nation's history.... kitty cat bingo shiny football swimming pool.... "

It went on like that for over an hour, at which point reporters and spectators began ambling out.