Rejoice

Everyone rejoice! Now that Obama has undergone coronation in the emaculation yesterday,  I feel that all my problems have gone away!

• My mortgage and monthly bills have been mysteriously paid for.
  
• I am now thinner, taller, fitter, healthier and sexier.
  
• My boss give me a raise today completely out of the blue.
  
• All kids everywhere are suddenly better behaved, and saying "Yes, sir/ma'am".
  
• The sky and the sun look brighter today.
  
• My 1999 car is suddenly brand new.
  
• My stock portfolio is back up to the Bush levels of a few months ago.
  
• Certainly, there is  new vigor in my step, and a sudden lust for life much enhanced.
  
• Even all my neighbors wave to me as I drive down the street.