Noah's Ark

The Woodpecker Might have to go! And the media and the D's too. Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark

• One : Don't miss the boat.
  • The Media and the Democrats are missing the boat when they criticize our countries attempts at security. Most Americans view the Media and Democrats as being mean-spirited in their attempts. We see through their political rhetoric. They are like the woodpecker in this cartoon, poking holes in our arc, our attempt to get to safety.
• Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  • The Media and the Democrats are in the boat with us, and should lend a hand in our attempts to defend ourselves against terrorism. They should not be criticizing the President during a time of war and ought to join in the common defense.
• Three : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
  • Our security depends upon a good network of measures to prevent terrorism, especially by taking it to the terrorists abroad, before they bring their terrorism here.
• Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
  • The Nay-Sayers would leave us with a weak military.
• Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  • Bush ignores his critics, because he, and most of Americans know his is guiding us on the right course; we know he will stay the course because it is the right course, he has superior character because he does not listen to polls, which are steered by the media's negative rhetoric, but instead guides us based on the truth.
• Six : Build your future on high ground.
  • Bush has taken the high road, based on truth and character.
• Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
  • Under Clinton, there was a wall between the FBI and CIA; under Bush they now cooperate.
• Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  • Listening in on conversations of terrorists at a snails pace, saves tons of investigative effort to try to determine in advance what the terrorists are up to by other means; no amount of speed will prevent a terrorist attack if you do not know about it ahead of time.
• Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
  • Our leader is calm and even tempered, and comes off that way, as gentle, yet stern with our enemies; if you are not with us you are against us. The Media and Democrats, on the other hand, stress the dignity of everyone with their harsh criticisms and rhetoric.
• Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  • All Americans are responsible for themselves, government is the first line of defense, but ultimately, never rely upon any institution for your welfare or safety. Trust yourself, work hard, and maintain your own defense because of your right to bear arms.
• Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting
  • Smile, because when you are right, the left can do you no harm with their negative rhetoric.